Facebook Faux Pas

My grandmother got a Facebook 8

My grandmother got a Facebook

There is no God.

2 March 2011 ·

Facebook Faux Pas 12

Perfection.

(via laurastfu)

7 January 2011 ·

Facebook Faux Pas 1

You go Baaby!

6 January 2011 ·

Facebook Faux Pas 1

bud4lyfe?

Did that just happen?

6 January 2011 ·

Facebook Faux Pas 8

Sad lives? I am going to write a well structured list of reasons you should go fall off of a building for calling your easy lives sad and depressing.

1. You have a boyfriend who you are “so in love with”.

2. You go to school with aforementioned boyfriend.

3. Boyfriend manages to put up with your drama and bible-thumping.

4. You are not hungry.

5. You are not dead.

6. You are not homeless.

7. You are not without parents.

8. You are not starving.

9. You are not suffering a major illness.

10. You have friends, despite your bullshit.

In conclusion, I understand complaining, but some people actually go through real problems- problems that I am sure many would love to trade for yours.

5 January 2011 ·

Facebook Faux Pas 4

YOU COULD SHOW HIM LIKE THIS:

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Or you could, you know, stop being so creepy.

5 January 2011 ·

Faux Pas: The Drunk Status 5

Faux Pas: The Drunk Status

Winter Break. Friends are home from college, school’s out, epic parties are thrown.

Aaaannd action:

Scene 1: A little freshman musters up the courage to steal a water bottle’s worth of his parents’ shitty vodka because his friends are all, “Dude, we’ve gotta get FUCKED UP for New Years!” He clumsily spills a bit of alcohol and spends forty minutes cleaning that shit up with all kinds of soaps because he just knows his mom will be able to smell it. After that disaster has been avoided, he stuffs the water bottle filled with liquid fun in his little overnight bag and asks his dad to give him a ride to a friend’s house.

Scene 2: The party is on. People are drinking whatever they were able to get their grimy hands on. Obviously the drinking is going on in back rooms and corners on account of the nosy parents who come downstairs to check that everything is going smoothly.

Cue the tiny tipsy teens.

Enter laptop.

*Background sound of a man yelling, in slow-mo, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”*

It happens all the fucking time. An underage drinker gets ahold of some liquor, and then grabs a Mac and tears that shit up. All of a sudden, Facebook is spewing out statuses like “OOOOOOOOoooooooo mayyyyyyy soe durnk facied! ahhhh :)))))”.

I have yet to see a drunk status that makes me laugh, feel jealous, or want to be friends with whoever posted it.

Get your drunk ass off of a social networking site.

5 January 2011 ·

Yo! Where have you been?! 1